Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
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Oh!! It is juz a local call.....
A good old friend forwarded me this hilariously crazy humor...and i laff so much omost piss in my pants..whoa hahahaha..hohohohoh What a Joke. Thank you old buddy....anymore comin?..we r waiting lor....
Friendship 4ever!!
Dave, Your buddy on THEtree
Joke of the day
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> Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
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> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
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> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
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> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
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> Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
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> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
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> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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Friendship 4ever!!
Dave, Your buddy on THEtree
Joke of the day
>
> Mahathir, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
>
> While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
>
> Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
>
> Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
>
> Finally Mahathir gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
>
> When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Mahathir got to call Malaysia so cheaply.
>
> The devil smiles and replies: "Since Najib took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
>
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